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'Oh, Shit, We're Busted!' or The Completely True and Mildly Exaggerated Tale of Youthful Rebelliousness, Smoking Pot, and Getting Arrested for It
The title is a mouthful, just like a good toke on a joint is a lungfull, and if you read this story, you will be 'greatfull.' (Which would you rather be, after all: great-full or extra-ordinary?)

History Repeats Itself (again)
Déja vu can only be experienced once. After that, it's just a familiar-feeling mistake.

The Miracle of Words
Words, when used as crutches, do more than just create, they pro-create.

In Stitches
The story of a man, a baseball game, a hot dog, and a mean, nasty clerk.

Jello & Donut
They're not quite Pickle and Onion, but they're close. And they're in Imagination Land. And someone is going to get a pie in the face.

Self-Indulgence
The story of Sirtu Edgarson and how, like many of us, he wishes something bad would happen to him.

The Old Man
Classic character icon Edgar Wood stars in this dramatic middle-short story about a thunder storm, dinner with Liz Barber, some helpful advice, and some lying. At least it sounds like lying. I'll let you be the jury.


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